Thursday, January 12, 2012

Drunk Blogging - Is It A Crime Or Just Bad Judgement?

In my defense, I had to have a few (ok, a LOT) of drinks to go see "War Horse" (the movie). Lisa, Lesia and I just about cleared the theater with our sobbing and weeping.   I guess it was a bit much that I kept shouting out "REALLY?" and "FOR REAL?"   But seriously, how much more could one horse go through????

You throw three animal loving girls into a movie like that (with a TON of alcohol beforehand) and you're just bound to have trouble. At one point (SPOILER ALERT: barbed wire scene) I stumbled out and bought God only knows how much popcorn just to get a breather. I can't begin to imagine what the concession stand girl thought about me at that point.  Must have had eye make up down to my cheekbones and I wasn't actually speaking in full sentences. I think I choked out something that sounded like "War Horse" as some sort of explanation but she still looked pretty stunned.  She asked what kind of drinks I wanted and I just stared at her. Luckily, Lesia was there to save me and we didn't get ejected from the theater, but come ON.

Either way, I'm home safely now and I vow that I will NEVER WATCH THAT MOVIE AGAIN. It was really good though so you should probably go see it. Just plan on lots of popcorn....

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